In this grave hour, fuck fuck fuck, perhaps the most fateful in our history, bugger shit shit. 

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queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

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Dear Mr. Potter,

We are pleased to inform that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.

Yours sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall,

Deputy Headmistress 

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danielkanhai:

play animal crossing every day for three weeks. miss one day. don’t play animal crossing again for five months.

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lovequotesrus:

A letter from Matisse
Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

A letter from Matisse

Everything you love is here

Amurica

Amurica

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hopefullyitsnotfaul:

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

longlivejodyn I still feel bad for making that American Romanticism video in that cemetary that one time

hopefullyitsnotfaul:

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

longlivejodyn I still feel bad for making that American Romanticism video in that cemetary that one time

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

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jackanthonyfernandez:

Her stupid ass

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tittily:

tenouttatenasses:

sandandglass:

Source

That’s the nicest thing I’ve seen today.

imagine being that one guy who broke an 11 hour kindness chain

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chromeandlightning:

Tim Girvin ‘87

chromeandlightning:

Tim Girvin ‘87

stargaze-amazed:

fuck-you-5sauce:

Six Word Stories - Part 4

Whoa

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clairesalati:

seananmcguire:

bogleech:

florafaunagifs:

Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)

The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.

If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves

I want one.

Go home leaf bug you’re drunk